Desmoplastic small round cell tumor (DSRCT) is a rare, highly aggressive neoplasm typically presenting with widespread involvement of the abdominopelvic peritoneum of adolescent males, usually without organ-based primary. Although it is believed to originate from the serous (mainly peritoneal) membranes, intracranial, sinonasal, intraosseous, and other soft tissue sites are also documented. A chromosomal translocation t(11:22)(p13;q12) signature that fuses EWSR1 and WT1 genes results in the production of a chimeric protein with transcriptional regulatory activity that drives oncogenesis. Integration of clinical, morphologic, immunohistochemical, and genetic data is necessary to arrive at the correct diagnosis, especially when the tumor arises in an atypical site. A 15-year-old male presented with hematuria and was found to have a large renal tumor associated with adrenal, liver, lung, and bone metastases. Histopathologic and immunophenotypic features were distinctive for DSRCT. This diagnosis was confirmed by means of fluorescence in situ hybridization and cytogenetic analysis, which documented the pathognomonic t(11;22) translocation, and by reverse transcription polymerase chain reaction on snap-frozen tissue, which revealed the EWSR1/WT1-specific chimeric transcript. Despite high-dose chemotherapy and radiation therapy targeted to a single T11 vertebral metastasis, the disease progressed, and the patient died 4 years after the diagnosis. A search of electronic databases for DSRCT yielded 16 cases of well-documented renal primaries out of around 1570 cases from all sites gathered from the global literature. Desmoplastic small round blue cell tumor and other primary renal tumors considered in the differential diagnosis with DSRCT are discussed.