Various metal (Al, Ti, Fe, Ni, and Cu) surfaces with native oxide layers were rendered "omniphobic" by a simple thermal treatment of neat liquid trimethylsiloxy-terminated polymethylhydrosiloxanes (PMHSs) with a range of different molecular weights (MWs). Because of this treatment, the PMHS chains were covalently attached to the oxidized metal surfaces, giving 2-10 nm thick PMHS layers. The resulting surfaces were fairly smooth, liquid-like, and showed excellent dynamic omniphobicity with both low contact angle hysteresis (≲5°) and substrate tilt angles (≲8°) toward small-volume liquid drops (5 μL) with surface tensions ranging from 20.5 to 72.8 mN/m. Droplet mobility was improved overall as a result of heating the substrates to 70 °C. The reaction kinetics and final dynamic dewetting properties were found to be not dependent of the types of metals employed or MWs of PMHS, but mainly dominated by both reaction temperatures and reaction times.